Total Medals Earned: 1,907 (From 579 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,545 Points
Medals Earned: 6/10 (100/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Solve level 3
Solve Level 9
Solve Level 17
Solve all levels
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/145 points)
Complete 6 laps of Track 1 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 2 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 3 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 4 before the timer runs out
Complete 6 laps of Track 5 before the timer runs out
Complete all five tracks!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/385 points)
Collect your first powerup
Complete the first area
Complete the automap
Enter the labyrinth
Complete the second area
Complete the third area
Beat the game
Complete the forth area
Collect all of the powerups
Reach a score of 100.000
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/265 points)
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/305 points)
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (160/360 points)
Ride 3000 miles in one game
Kill 1000 enemies
Destroy the final boss
Destroy 10 garbage trucks
Kill 100 vultures
Upgrade your car to level 10